Review of Space Marines (1996) by Bepi S — 31 Jul 2008

Space Marines -This is an 80`s style over the top piece of nonsense that first of all I stared at in disbelief and then started to laugh at it. A bunch of ridiculous gung ho stereotype US space marines have to try and rescue kidnapped politicians - the politicians and all leader types are all namby-pamby peace loving types who wouldn`t say `boo!` to a goose and seem incapable of making a decision about anything! The cliche`s come think & fast with `Sarge` trying to look after `dumb as a post` recruits, a tough marine seems to take a dislike to a good looking but annoying lady politician (you know they are going to fall for each other), the evil space pirates are led by a long haired moustache twirling, effeminate and madder than a hatter who has stolen enough super explosive stuff to blow up the universe! It actually reminded me of the A team with explosions and people flying through the air shouting "AAAAAAArg!", some people jumped i.