Review of Space Jam (1996) by Raaj C — 17 Oct 2013

One must remember to keep sports and cartoon characters away from each other, because of you don't....you get "Space Jam." This is NOT movie! This is an 1 hour and 28 minute commercial for Michael Jordan, Basketball, and (of course) the Looney Tunes. So what makes this donkey turd a bad movie? Well, let's start with the goddamn story. Okay, so a group of aliens are holding the Looney Tunes hostage. Challenging them in a basketball game, if the Tunes win, they are set free, but if the these turd-looking aliens win, they can control the Looney Tunes. The Tunes are screwed because these idiot aliens took away the stamina and acting ability of famous basketball stars. So yeah, they get Michael Jordan as their little deus ex machina to help them win the game. Obviously, they win of course.

Now let's talk about the performances, besides the Tunes, every one besides Michael Jordan and Wayne Knight (surprisingly) is a freaking cartoon character. Also, Jordan and the Tunes AREN'T FUNNY! Jordan is not funny and he is god awful actor. The Looney Tunes aren't funny because it is just gross out, child-like humor. This film also introduced Lola Bunny for the female demographic....yeah, just watch the Looney Tune Show, she is MUCH better there than here. In this puke-feast of a film, Lola is treated like a sex symbol. THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND IT IS SO FREAKING STUPID!

Bottom line, this movie sucks.......really bad. The plot is dull, the character's are lame, we got a BUNNY as a sex symbol, and the Looney Tunes AREN'T FUNNY! Don't see this movie, go see "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"ANYTHING besides this!