Review of Sorority Row (2009) by Ryan S — 13 May 2010

What a pile of crap this was. From the very beginning it was just absolutely laughable, I laughed my ass off when he plunged the tire iron in the chick but... maybe that's just my morbid mind, anyway.

I guess it's an okay movie, if you just want to see a bunch of annoying bitches get slaughtered... and if you've ever wanted to see Bruce Willis play a sorority sister, seriously... his daughter looks just like him.

And the killer played out like it normally does in a movie like this, to make it unpredictable they make the killer a person who makes no sense whatsoever... but I still called that person being a killer, just because I got into the mind of writers who don't know what the hell they're doing, anyway.

Another thing was... the person who wasn't the killer was being blamed as being the killer, but it was never really confirmed that he wasn't the killer and in the dialouge it sure as hell seemed like he was claiming to be the killer and.

.. it just didn't make sense. And then... to add to the confusion of the killer scenerio, it shows the guy from the beginning, who killed the chick with the tire iron, and shows his scarred wrist from one he tried to kill himself and he has a garden trowel in his hand and it ends with menancing music.

.. indicating that there's going to be a sequel with him as the killer... it's just stupid. Anyway... I should stop rambling on. All in all this is a completely unoriginal movie that really isn't even that entertaining of a crap horror movie, it's mostly just a.

.. crap horror movie.