Review of Sorority Row (2009) by Alex S — 13 Jul 2010
There are things in this life we all need. What I DON'T need is a goddamn psychic octopus to tell me why a gaggle of smokin coeds in a Cuisinart set on "puree" makes a SUH-WEET ass flick.
I've you've ever hated a girl, regardless of her ethnicity or temperament, I guarantee that if you watch this movie, you'll get to see their doppleganger squeezed like a 9th grade handjob and an ensuing bloodbath that is on par with a kid getting their jacket caught in an escalator.
This review of Sorority Row (2009) was written by Alex S on 13 Jul 2010.
Sorority Row has generally received mixed reviews.
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