Review of Sorority Row (2009) by Rich R — 10 Apr 2010
If you can withstand the typical corny "this is how college kids talk" lines that writers still seem to hold firm in their minds, you can actually get out of this one enjoying a nice event filled with hot ladies and decent violence.
The bad lines literally (hah) destroy the preceding horror moments. I still don't get the whole "this is brutal, so we're gonna treat it light and laugh it off" mood in these modern horrors, but I guess it works well to pass the movie off as better than it actually was.
You can always claim "no one cares" when your effort doesn't truly work enough to frighten. All in all, this was a hot knockoff of "I Know What You Did Last Summer". Good cross between teen horror, comedy, and porn.
Just take out the bad comedy for Sorority Row 2 please (like that would ever be cleared).
This review of Sorority Row (2009) was written by Rich R on 10 Apr 2010.
Sorority Row has generally received mixed reviews.
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