Review of Son of God (2014) by Amilcar A — 08 Mar 2014
Man, I love my Jesus and biblical movies but this is one is so, so bad that it's almost funny at times. For starters, this Jesus acts super gay and sexy which is not exactly the description from the bible. This guy looked more like a transplant from the Castro than from Galilee.
He is also such a bad actor that every time he preaches you can't help but squint. He is quite possibly the worst actor ever. Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler are Marlon Brando and Robert Deniro compared to this fuck.
His apostles are also terrible and are consistently whining and crying without any visible motivation.
The only thing that is moderately decent are the high priest and Pontius Pilate. The rest is just terrible, boring and exceedingly long.
There are so many great bible and Jesus movies that this is an embarrassment. It's like a mega church compared to Santa Maria Maggiore.
Bad Jesus.
This review of Son of God (2014) was written by Amilcar A on 08 Mar 2014.
Son of God has generally received mixed reviews.
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