Review of Something New (2006) by Riley H — 13 May 2010

I wanted to give this 3 but I figured I should reward it for having some kind of mild balls for dealing with racial issues, even if it's in the most patronizing way possible. Thanks for teaching me about tolerance, Hollywood! I needed that lesson.

I wouldn't have realized that white people are people too without watching this film. Hooray! Everything about this is a by-the-numbers romantic comedy (only starring black people!). I have no idea how this ended up on my list.

I should shoot the critic who recommended this to me. Or I should kill myself for reading the review and somehow thinking it was a good idea to put it on my list.