Review of Solomon Kane (2009) by Jhaeson E — 29 Sep 2012

If this film was a chick, she would be drop dead average. Continuing with the comparison to help describe this film. You see her in a bar and you go "Eh whatever, dime a dozen" then over an hour and a half you down a couple beers and a shot or two and the time has made her better looking and by the end you bang her and have a good time, but it's nothing that you brag about.

Sorta was exactly like watching someone else play a video game with a story line that you have to actually care about and pay attention. If you wanna see it, just rent it.