Review of Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) by Shurtugal — 25 May 2018

Okay, repeat after me, children: "This film is irredeemable garbage.".

Personally, my standards are low. I enjoy movies of even the lowest quality, but this? This is an insult. I won't even bother with trying to cover the horrendous plot, the random and 5-minute screentime characters with zero development and the horrible, horrible acting. The only thing that kept me from walking out of the theatre was knowing that this was part of the Star Wars franchise, so I tried to stay being invested in it. Guess what?

I failed.

This movie should not have ever existed. Goddamnit Disney.