Review of Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011) by Wes S — 16 Apr 2013

OMFG what a rancid pile of bloody, maggot infested feces. Every time I'm positive I've seen the worst movie ever made, someone always manages to amaze me. Every time I think I've seen the worst acting in the history of cinema, someone comes along and proves me wrong.

This is the brainchild of Sam Qualiana who, if you watch the credits, did everything except manufacture the camera he used to film this monstrosity. Sam, for the love of humanity, you simply must find another career path.

Speaking of the credits, there was a job listed called "Blood". Now, any film that has a whole job dedicated to blood must certainly be splendidly gruesome, right? Ya, not so much. I'm generously giving this "film" one whole star though, simply because it's a shark horror movie, and there were boobies.