Review of Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021) by Kpaul — 17 Aug 2021

Not a popcorn movie. Hard pass if you have anything else waiting for you in your movie queue.

Cheesy action movies are my guilty LOVE but this movie doesn't deliver on the action... or being a movie.

Characters have no relatable goals making incoherent choices. Hyper-cut action with no consequences and a story so disjointed it felt written by Gumby. Personal thoughts:

These are some of the most capable action actors and you hyper cut their fights. All you had to do is give us clean action and we'd forgive race swapping Snake Eyes and reimagining the most beloved GI Joe character. Truly disappointed.