Review of Smokin' Aces (2006) by Monty H — 17 Dec 2012

Here we go. A mob boss puts a hit out on Buddy "Aces" Israel before he testify for the feds. Once word gets out several of the world's best assasins try to collect on the 1 million bounty. Two FBI agents try to save Buddy before that happens. And it all goes down at a Lake Tahoe hotel. A wild, in your face action fest that also offers a lot of comedy and some pleasing eye candy in the form of several hot women. A super cast led by Ryan Reynolds and Ray Liotta as the two feds; Jeremy Piven as Buddy, Andy Garcia, Jason Bateman, and a smoking hot Alicia Keyes in her film debut as one half of a lesbian assasin team. Pure fun all the way.

Beanie: "Damn girl, you just went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours".