Review of Slender Man (2018) by Sharon G — 12 Aug 2018

Slenderman: The Boy Who Lived is an awful film. The main character just wants to go to track and smile at her maybe boyfriend while she pretends not to see a tall boy trying to make friends but doesn't know how to talk to girls.

Watch this film and see only one friend think "hey guys maybe something bad happened" and the other two think she's crazy for wondering if their suicidal and emotionally broken friend is missing for some crazy reason like a tall man who uses face time to spook you.

I give this film 1/2 a star for my favorite scene where you can see a church sign ominously have the words "GOD IS ALWAYS LISTENING" and another 1/2 a star for the girl who blew a vape cloud in front of me right at the end of the film.

Thank you Dark Souls.