Review of Slender Man (2018) by Kirollos-Noah — 29 Nov 2018

I know it's late to make a Halloween Specials, but here we are!

Okay, Slender Man was one of the most anticipated movie of 2018.. I enjoyed playing the game and listening to these urban legends about him, but this movie was.. EH!!!!

Just to know, this review is gonna be a funny review actually.

Slender Man is directed by Sylvain White, written by David Birke and starring Joey King, Julia Goldani Telles and Jaz Sinclair.

The story is about a group of girls summoning Slender Man and when he got summoned, one of them gets missing, and the others trying to run away from him.. this is the whole story!

Now, that's what I call a horror-pranks film, it's full of unscary scenes, with Slender Man pranking these girls.. or poor girls.. how did you talk all these pranks from a man without a face?

First of all, let's count the dumb choices in this movie...

1. They summoned Slender Man from a website, by a link says "SUMMON HIM". I mean what kind of creatures can be summoned from a website?

2. To "summon him", you must watch a video and follow the instructions in the video, and when you're done, congratulation, Slender Man is summoned, go and have fun with him!

3. Slender Man is a good pranker! He made me laugh a lot with his pranks... What's dumber than making a pranker creature in a horror movie?

4. Oh, yeah, the cast was dumber than Slender Man.

5. Slender Man, please, grow up.. stop playing with the trees, it's noisy!!

6. The CGI of Slender Man was like a man with some toilet paper rolled around his face.

7. This message is for the developers of this "game", please, fix the glitch of the faces, and the horror-dreaming stuff.

8. One more thing, please, fix the performances too, cause they are bad!

9. The finale.. LOL!

10. And now, the dumbest thing in the movie award goes to... The script! Congrats to the script, it was super-dumb!

WOW, this movie is terribly bad! As I said, it was one of the most anticipated movies of the whole year, but it disappointed me very very much! It easily became one of the worst movies of 2018 -if it's not the worst already-!

One more thing, why Katie's father thinks that "people can not just disappear"? Wake up, MR. There's something called kidnapping, didn't you hear about it?

I think you already know what I'm gonna give this terrible movie, don't you? Yup, it's definitely an F!!

Okay, guys, thank you as always for reading my review, let me know if you like my reviews or not, and I welcome all the comments.