Review of Sleeping Beauty (2011) by Timothy A — 25 Jun 2011

Possibly the most aptly named film ever - this shit's better than Mogaddon! For two hours, very little happens at a glacial pace, presumably in the hope that the audience won't notice the way one plot point doesn't follow another.

At least it gives you plenty of time to contemplate such questions as "if she's working five jobs why does she need to tailgate through the ticket barriers at the station?" and "if she loves cock so much and doesn't care how ugly the bloke it's attached to is, why didn't she look into high-class hooking earlier?".

Still, there's at least one big belly laugh to be had when you realise that, as most film shoots are scheduled by location rather than chronographically, Emily Browning most likely spent about a week solid in the nude with various ugly old men climbing on & off her.