Review of Sleeping Beauty (1959) by Joel H — 16 Feb 2015

I know it's a classic and I appreciate the animation but I just can't watch it or Cinderella or Snow White without them annoying me immensely. Meet a boy for 5 minutes and you're so in love that you're going to cry your way to the castle when you find out you're a princess? Really? What a great big pile of fluff.

I guess this is a cautionary tale to let you know that you should always invite fairies to your party. I'd hang out with Maleficent anyway, she's the least ridiculous character out of all of them and she can shapeshift.

I totally would have invited her to my party.