Review of Skyscraper (2018) by Kevin L — 13 Aug 2018

When I first experienced the rock I was sceptical of his acting abilities and refused to see any of his films. but as seasons past faster than I could blink I thought to my self I would hate to die without every experiencing the rock.

so, one crisp night I made my way towards village cinemas Launceston and bought myself a ticket. after the purchase I walked towards cinema 4 (the smallest screen) dreading what was to come. I sat down got comfortable and got ready for the disaster.

the rock walked onto screen and the first thing I noticed was his large pecks, something about him that I had always admired. anyway, he walked on screen dressed in a swat uniform taking down the baddies like a hero.

However I was devastated when his leg got blown off. I wont explain anymore of the story as it would spoil the masterpiece, if you would like to here the entire plot I recommend you watch it yourself.

anyway after the film I was in tears, how could I have ever lived without seeing this film. it was majestic it was beautiful it was a cinematic masterpiece. I cried and cried my heart had been stolen by the rock and his gains.

everybody else in the cinema looked at me in disgust. I stood up and yelled "Don't ridicule me for my love" I knelt down in the isle and cried my heart out begging the rock for forgiveness begging him to forgive me for being so ignorant and foolish, for ridiculing his acting.

I kept on wailing and wailing. I cried harder than I had ever before. until I could dragged out of the cinema and banned for life. I made my way home sobbing under my breath. but I was happy, happy I had experienced our lord and savour.

.. DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSTON.