Review of Skinamarink (2023) by Yes850 — 18 Feb 2023

The only reason I didn't give this movie 0 was because technically it was filmed and 0 would entail there being no film. Which in my humble opinion would have been an upgrade. I'm sure you've read the positive reviews of paint huffers who get off to people filming drywall who give this movie anything more than 3/10 stars.

But I am here to say they're deluded if they think most other movies aren't at least 2 marks higher than this. This is a 'revolutionary experimental film' in the same way taking a dump on the wall is a new form of fine art.

You can huff the farts as much as you want and lie about it being sophistacted, but we all know you're just trying to justify letting someone **** on your wall, or in this case, watching actual walls for 100 minutes.

Which is all that happens. I haven't written a review in years, but I found my account just to warn people. I usually love analog horror and most things wendigoon suggests, which is I'm sure why many of you are here.

But this is one of those rare ocassions where he is suggesting something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Please save yourself the time, and watch monuments men, or like, any other analog horror such as the backrooms.

OR just watch puss in boots, that's also 100 minutes and honestly after finding that out I really wish I did.