Review of Skin Deep (1989) by Joe C — 03 Feb 2004

[font=Times New Roman]More like an 8.1/2. Likeable characters, witty dialog, quotable lines and tremendous amounts of alcohol consumption. More nudity may have put this film over the top. [/font].

[font=Times New Roman]A: "Zack?".

Z: "I think so.".

A: "What time is it?".

Z: "ALEX WANTS TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!".

B: "Shh... 10 after 2.".

Z: "It's 10 after 2.".

A: "Besides being drunk, what else is wrong?".

Z: "There was something very important I wanted to ask you tonight.".

A: "Yes.".

Z: "What the hell was it?".

A: "Zack!".

Z: "I know, I know, I know. Are you currently seeing someone?".

A: "Yes.".

Z: "What's his name?".

A: "Jonas Mallard.".

Z: "Sounds like a duck.".

A: "Zack.".

Z: "Why wasn't he there tonight?".

A: "He's in New York, on business.".

Z: "Is it serious?".

A: "Yes.".

Z: "Gonna get married?".

A: "We've discussed it.".

Z: "I don't know if you know this or not, but it's bad luck to marry a duck.".

A: "Good bye Zack.".

Z: "Unless you're a duck - but even then there's no guarantees.".

Z: "That was Alex.".

B: "So I gathered.".

[/font][font=Times New Roman]Z: "Barney, are ducks monogamous?".

B: "Swans are.".

Z: "This guy's a duck. Mice are not monogamous, for sure.".

B: "For sure.".

Z: "Cause if they were, they'd be monogomice.".

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