Review of Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus (2004) by Charlie L — 10 Dec 2011
Steve Guttenberg says ho ho ho a lot in this fucking awful Christmas film. He plays Santas freak stalker son, I don't mean he stalks freaks I mean he is a freak who stalks women with bad hair. Her hair is so awful it would seem the best thing she could do is marry weirdo Guttenberg and fuck off to the North pole with her ridiculus hair and gormless son.
The thought of Guttenberg coming down my chimney makes me want to set up some landmines in the hope of showing him a thing or two. This is not a good Christmas film it is a travesty with an ageing star with no perspective on the reality that he has lost it and his cheeky smile aint working no longer move on Steve Guttenberg and play decaying corpses.
This review of Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus (2004) was written by Charlie L on 10 Dec 2011.
Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus has generally received mixed reviews.
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