Crispin, Crispin, Crispin, why do you keep making this unmitigated shite? Some inventive slaughter using miner's picks alone and a great bit where he repeatedly stomps on a poodle, picks it up and says 'Puppy's sleepin'.
..' in his Southern drawl. Ridiculous film.
This review of Simon Says (2007) was written by Sanity Assassin ! on 11 Oct 2008.
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