Review of Silent Assassins (1988) by Mr D — 05 Feb 2011
The good old 80s a simpler time. A time where americanised asian-americans where made fun of and ninjas used to sexual assault Linda Blair.
Well that pretty much sums up the movie. I only note that Linda Blairs only plays the role of the grumpy girlfriend ( see cover ) and Sam Jones actually teams up with 2 Asian guys, one Vietnam vet of which the bad guys accidentaly kidnapped the niece and the Americanised Japanese with a Elvis Presley hairdo, who finds back his Japanese roots when ninjas shoot up his dojo, kill his father and poison one of his white floozies.
* You only get to see Linda Blair in her bra and I'm european I don't know the right spelling for floozie.
This review of Silent Assassins (1988) was written by Mr D on 05 Feb 2011.
Silent Assassins has generally received mixed reviews.
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