Review of Shrek 2 (2004) by Ledankmemer — 05 Sep 2015

>I was only 9 years old.

>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.

>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.

>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".

>My dad hears me and calls me>I was only 9 years old.

>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.

>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.

>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".

>My dad hears me and calls me a ****.

>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.

>I called him a ****.

>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.

>I'm crying now, and my face hurts.

>I lay in bed and it's really cold.

>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.

>It's Shrek.

>I am so happy.

He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp.".

>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.

>I'm ready.

>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek.

>He penetrates my butt-hole.

>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek.

>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.

>I push against his force.

>I want to please Shrek.

>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.

>My dad walks in.

>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now.".

>Shrek leaves through my window.

>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.