Review of Shin Godzilla (2016) by Nate Z — 18 Oct 2016

Shin Godzilla is unlike just about any monster movie you've ever seen, and I don't know if that's a good thing. The newest rebirth of the famous giant monster takes a new approach to large-scale destruction: bureaucratic minutia. This feels like a state department underling's doctoral thesis that was adapted into a feature film. We get a team of different intelligent operatives talking Aaron Sorkin-level fast and trying to work through the red tape of government to address the pressing needs of a giant fire-breathing lizard. It's like 80% government bureaucratic milieu and 20% monster movie. We get treated to just about every meeting room in Japan as the majority of scenes last a whopping 10-15 seconds. The pacing is so clipped, the satire is so understated, and the characters so numerous, that I was easily lost in the weeds and that was before Godzilla made its less than auspicious debut on screen. It's nothing short of what one of my friends described as a "turkey snake," and the googly eyes aren't helping. I'll make the same demand that I made with the 2014 American Godzilla movie: I need more Godzilla in my Godzilla movie, please. For fans of the series, they'll likely connect more with the social conscience platform and political critiques, but I couldn't engage at all. I was eagerly waiting for this movie to just be over so I could shake it from my head. It felt like being talked at in the corner of a party by someone who just read a book on a topic that you couldn't care less about. I'll grant the filmmakers credit for finding a different approach and one seeped in the realistic details of government action, but if you're like me, by the fifteenth conference room your eyes will glaze over. I don't think this was the best approach for a film narrative and it completely drains the fun from giant monsters.

Nate's Grade: C.