Review of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) by Mark-Kyle R — 26 Jun 2016

I know it sounds stupid...

As the president is rewarding our heroes from the previous Sharknado disasters, a new storm front begins forming over Washington DC. A second storm begins forming as well that appears may combine with the first storm and leads a massive disaster from DC to Florida. Our heroes and the president spring into action to stop the storm.

"When you pulled me out of that shark I thought I was dead.".

Anthony Ferrante, director of Sharknado 1-2, Headless Horseman, Boo, and the upcoming Sharknado 4, delivers Sharknado 3. The storyline for this picture is as miserable as the first two. The special effects are cheesy and the acting is miserable as well. The cast includes Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Cassandra Scerbo, David Hasselhoff, Bo Derek, Frankie Muniz, and Ne-Yo.

"You can't take those cars. I'm going to lose my job.".

I have been watching these disasters off Netflix and can tell you they make Snakes on a Plane look like a masterpiece. These horror pictures are trying to be so bad it's good...but they're just bad. I wouldn't recommend seeing any of them.

"I was inside the belly of the beast.".

Grade: F.