Review of Shark Night 3D (2011) by Marischa B — 05 Feb 2012

Once the characters arrive at the cabin much accelerated footage plays showing these guys hanging around - obviously the writers didn't care much about letting the audience get familiar with these people.

Things happen that are nonsensical - a guy missing an arm apparently only bleeds when the plot requires it, and apparently boats that drive for ages don't get significantly further from their starting point. Its still too restrained to be fun though.

Actually its only slightly more entertaining than the boring "Piranha 3D". In other words even a film about knights with bodies consisting primarily of sharks would be better.