Review of Shark Night 3D (2011) by Adam P — 17 Oct 2012

This film was as alot of films are average. This film as most horror movies are is not scary it is a bit cool I guess when the sharks jump out of the water and grab the guy on the water um waterever its called when he's trying to get the guy with one arm missing to help.

But for the most part this film is just stupid. I mean why would the girl get on the boat with the drunk guy she was asking to get killed she was I swear. Not all of this movie was that bad actually so theres where we'll start this review with the good stuff including the cast,the special effects, and the 3D (believe it or not).

The cast is not bad its good actually they all have the faces you would want in a horror movie they do they all make it seem real when you look at them that is. Their acting is just average for a horror movie not great not horrible really you would expect this from everyone except for one actor whos actually been in a movie before this and that was Joel Moore he did good acting to me but still not as good as his acting in Avatar.

Well any way the magority of the cast has the face but not the acting skills except maybe Joel Moore and Sinqua Walls. The speical effects were excellent love em made thsi film some fun to watch when the shark jumped into the air and ate Gordan and when the other shark jumped and ate Blake.

And man did I love the explosion that was epic really cool loved it just awesome. This film is just fun and can be exciting a great end of summer watch before fall roles in and you get more dramatic films released just not fun.

And now the last great thing is the 3D I know I know yes I said the 3D was good. It was I enjoyed the 3D it was good I was sitting back in my seat when I watched this when chuncks of gore splashed out at the camra and the ending too when the shark lunched out at the camra that was awesome I liked it I did.

The bad stuff include the screen - play, the villion,horror. The screen -play was cheesy and cheap and lame just lame. And it was very predictable very. You could tell who was going to die and who was going to survive at the very beginning seriously you could.

It was sad really there was not alot of twist in the film not alot actually none I think. the villions were very weak the two teans could have easyly charged the guy with the gun and push him down and maybe lose the boy teen (Joel David Moore) and have the other teen (Katharine McPhee) make it back to the cabin to then be shot by the cop and have the rest of the scenes fallow the cop doing all the stuff with instead of those black dealers who dumped the sharks into the lake.

The horror was lame as well it was I hate that it was cheesy I swear can't these people come up with real scares but all they have is this crude ugg. Well All an All just ok thats it. C.