Review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) by Ritchie L — 17 Feb 2008
Read these quotes and tell me you don't want to see it:
Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.
Ben Carpenter: Megalo-who?
Chuck Rampart: Always carry a spare. It's the NAVY way!
Ben Carpenter: HahahaHA! That cable is history!
Ben Carpenter: Torpedoes away motherfucker!
Esai 'Sy': You're going to get us into trouble. Again!
Ben Carpenter: Look, don't worry about it.
Esai 'Sy': Again!
Ben Carpenter: I said don't worry about it.
Davis: Oh, I like her.
Freidman: Davis, you like anything with a pair of tits man.
Davis: That's true.
Freidman: It is.
Davis: But you're the assman, remember? And you'd... do ANYTHING for that ass!
Freidman: Fucking A right man!
Davis: Haha! C'mooon!
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa!
Cataline Stone: You're extinct, fucker!
[shoots shark in mouth].
Chuck Rampart: You knew something dangerous was going on down there and you let them dive anyway!
Mr. Tolley: Calm down Chuck... I don't know what your talking about.
Chuck Rampart: Bull-fucking-shit!
Mr. Tolley: And who would believe you? A disgruntled employee with stolen, confidential documents? My lawyers would have a field day with you! They are the REAL sharks!
Mr. Tolley: Fiber Optic... cables...
Esai 'Sy': Why do I let you convince me to do these things?
Ben Carpenter: Cause you're my bitch.
Chuck Rampart: I know where we can get explosives; no questions asked.
This review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) was written by Ritchie L on 17 Feb 2008.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon has generally received mixed reviews.
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