Review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) by Ritchie L — 17 Feb 2008

Read these quotes and tell me you don't want to see it:

Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.

Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

Ben Carpenter: Megalo-who?

Chuck Rampart: Always carry a spare. It's the NAVY way!

Ben Carpenter: HahahaHA! That cable is history!

Ben Carpenter: Torpedoes away motherfucker!

Esai 'Sy': You're going to get us into trouble. Again!

Ben Carpenter: Look, don't worry about it.

Esai 'Sy': Again!

Ben Carpenter: I said don't worry about it.

Davis: Oh, I like her.

Freidman: Davis, you like anything with a pair of tits man.

Davis: That's true.

Freidman: It is.

Davis: But you're the assman, remember? And you'd... do ANYTHING for that ass!

Freidman: Fucking A right man!

Davis: Haha! C'mooon!

Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa!

Cataline Stone: You're extinct, fucker!

[shoots shark in mouth].

Chuck Rampart: You knew something dangerous was going on down there and you let them dive anyway!

Mr. Tolley: Calm down Chuck... I don't know what your talking about.

Chuck Rampart: Bull-fucking-shit!

Mr. Tolley: And who would believe you? A disgruntled employee with stolen, confidential documents? My lawyers would have a field day with you! They are the REAL sharks!

Mr. Tolley: Fiber Optic... cables...

Esai 'Sy': Why do I let you convince me to do these things?

Ben Carpenter: Cause you're my bitch.

Chuck Rampart: I know where we can get explosives; no questions asked.