Review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) by Mark B — 07 Jul 2008

There's plenty of crappy B-movies out there and this one is no different. Bad acting and bad dialogue. Things to pay attention to: a shark that roars like a lion, a John McCain look-alike ex-naval officer with a violent temper and stolen torpedo, no one speaking Spanish except for "Look here comes El Guapo" when the setting takes place in Mexico, a shotgun that works even after being underwater for 10 minutes, passengers jumping off a cruise ship even though the shark is right in the water, and lastly the worst pick-up line in the history of cinema (you will know it instantly when you hear it).