Review of Sexy American Idle (2004) by Larry Y — 27 Feb 2014

"Well right off the bat we have a problem, and it is artistic in nature. Pardon my French, but who are these narkies to tell ME what art is? I mean I have done a tremendous amount of community theater, ah, I was very oftentimes offered a speaking part...".

Not as rewatchable as some of the Seduction Cinema catalog, but first time through their sendup of Idol competitions made me laugh. Outside of Cloak & Shag Her, this gives Julien Wells her best role, or roles as she plays 3 parts: stuck-up judge Eunice Willnotbe, an awful singer/dancer, and a bizarre second competitor who is a burn victim and cannot speak, only sing...I think?? SedCin stalwarts AJ Kahn & Darian Caine are along as interpretive dancers, Misty Mundae is hotter than ever as a rapper's girlfriend, and Anoushka gives her best performance - because she actually gives a performance - as another judge. But they are mostly minor roles, Wells is the star of this show and you gotta admire how such a sexy woman allows herself to be so completely goofy. Where else will you find hot babes singing a round of "Row Row Row Your Boat"?