Review of Sex Story: Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Gmd E — 15 Jul 2016

Boring, excruciatingly slow-paced, badly-acted, badly-written, uninteresting... umm shall I continue? Far from sexy, not very sexual, easy to laugh at for the most part, yet from a point on even that one small joy is denied as you have to witness one more tedious conversation and one more half-arsed "BDSM sex scene" (I'm really stretching it here by calling it that).

I can't really think of any redeeming quality other than the fact that I've seen more awful films. It's still pretty shite though.