Review of Sex Pot (2009) by Sam C — 15 Nov 2010
This film deserves on full star. Not half a star, or no stars, but one, full, fat bong-smoking dildo licking sister fucking star. It's not the subject matter that makes this film unfilmable, it's how it was filmed.
Did the Asylum take a crash course in not what to do while making a feature film? Why is every shot reminiscent of movies from the 1920's, where everything is a long shot with intermittent cuts? We literally see the characters in this film stand and banter back and forth without moving from the taped X on the floor where they're supposed to be standing.
This movie fucked my life up. I literally felt stupider after this movie ended. I still fell stupid. Jesus Christ, somebody help me, I can't move my legs anymore. I feel sores all over my body. It hurts.
It hurts so bad. I hate my life now. Why did the Asylum do this to me? What did I ever do to them? My feet hurt and all my laundry smells now. I failed out of school and got my mother pregnant. I have herpes.
This review of Sex Pot (2009) was written by Sam C on 15 Nov 2010.
Sex Pot has generally received negative reviews.
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