Review of Sex and the City (2008) by Kyle B — 01 Jan 2012

The only Blip in HBO's otherwise infallible backlog get's it's own terrible big-screen spin off (4 years late thanks to Cattrall's need for a larger wage-packet).

I think it's about closets that are too small, wedding-arrival-time mix-ups, ginger bushes, cougar's with sushi + nasty, rich, ugly-minded people's pathetic problems, but I can't be sure because it was all so racist, homophobic and asinine that I started a series of uncontrollable convulsions that only subsided upon the conclusion of King's two and half hour epic. Apparently though, some thought it necessary to follow up with a sequel... God. Almighty.