Review of Secret Window (2004) by Ellen M — 06 Jun 2012

Pirates" saved Johnny's ass.....this movie was so retarded.

This review of Secret Window (2004) was written by Ellen M on 06 Jun 2012.

Secret Window has generally received mixed reviews.

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Secret Window has some interesting ideas and a good performance from Johnny Depp, but, as a whole, I would best describe it as forgettable…

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No where near a bad a critic's make it out to be but the ending takes a dump all over the ending of Stephen King's Novella…

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Johnny Depp is effective in this adaptation of a lesser known Stephen King story, but unfortunately the whole thing comes off as nothing more…

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The resourceful actor (Depp) invigorates Secret Window with a playful personality and wryly humorous aplomb not front-and-center in the script,…

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