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By Liz Braun (961) for Jam! Movies (2,396) on 11 Apr 2013

You must have a better way to spend that $13…

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By Steve Newton (322) for Georgia Straight (1,078) on 11 Apr 2013

The scariest thing about Scary Movie 5 is that it actually made me chortle less than some of the silly horror flicks it's trying to spoof…

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By Kim Newman (791) for Empire Magazine (3,326) on 11 Apr 2013

Lacking a single honest laugh, this is shoddy by comparison with the other Scary Movie sequels… which throws it in a pit with Transylmania,…

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By Darren Franich (64) for Entertainment Weekly (6,953) on 11 Apr 2013

Somehow, it actually looks cheaper than Paranormal Activity. It's less funny, too…

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By Joe Neumaier (1,294) for New York Daily News (5,623) on 11 Apr 2013

Luckily, folks like Snoop and good sports like Sheen and, yes, Lohan, break up the monotony…

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By Stephanie Merry (410) for Washington Post (9,851) on 11 Apr 2013

Lazy, boring, vile and tragically unfunny attempt at a horror-film spoof…

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By Max Nicholson (65) for IGN Movies (1,472) on 11 Apr 2013

If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy…

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By Jay Stone (286) for Canada.com (402) on 11 Apr 2013

The best part of Scary Movie 5 -- not counting the part when it's over -- comes near the beginning…

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By Laremy Legel (198) for Film.com (1,892) on 11 Apr 2013

Scary Movie 5 is so massively un-enjoyable, a hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search…

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By Tim Grierson (1,482) for Screen International (2,241) on 11 Apr 2013

The Scary Movie franchise has never been known for its highbrow comedy, but this latest installment feels especially juvenile and pointless…

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By Alonso Duralde (1,351) for TheWrap (3,203) on 11 Apr 2013

This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it…

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By Mark Ellis (362) for Schmoes Know (710) on 11 Apr 2013

Another pointless exercise that only served to make me deeply examine why comedy was ever funny. Next time, I'd rather just laugh…

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By William Bibbiani (788) for CraveOnline (813) on 11 Apr 2013

Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this…

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By Dustin Putman (2,479) for TheFilmFile.com (2,314) on 11 Apr 2013

The inexcusably desperate Scary Movie 5 is this once-prosperous series' death rattle…

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By Nathan Rabin (1,078) for AV Club (2,778) on 11 Apr 2013

Scary Movie 5 aspires to timeliness, but its comic sensibility is so groaningly retro that the film features a series of tributes to The Benny…

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By Justin Chang (1,535) for Variety (12,700) on 11 Apr 2013

Audiences not inclined to laugh at the sight of a baby’s head catching fire are encouraged to at least chuckle at the various gags made at…

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By Kyle Smith (1,916) for New York Post (6,650) on 11 Apr 2013

This is a horror movie that’s really a supposed comedy; she’s (Lohan) a supposed comedy actress who’s actually scary…

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By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for Blu-ray.com (2,093) on 11 Apr 2013

A pitiful grab bag of awful with a torturous sense of humor, crash landing a formerly inoffensive franchise into hostile Friedberg/Seltzer territory…

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By Devin Faraci (498) for Birth.Movies.Death. (774) on 11 Apr 2013

If AIRPLANE…

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By Frank Scheck (1,741) for Hollywood Reporter (2,966) on 11 Apr 2013

This latest installment of the horror movie spoof franchise is mainly notable for its Charlie Sheen/Lindsay Lohan cameos…

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