Review of Scary Movie 3 (2003) by Sally S — 19 Nov 2011

2003 - 3.1/5.

Out of all the Scary Movie's this one is my favourite. Up until 50 minutes, it was REALLY good, but once the President was introduced, it wasn't as funny.

I feel as if these movies hold nothing back; they will practically say anything! There were a few times in which I thought "did they really just go there?".

I absolutely LOVED the very first scene with Becca and Kate (Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy).

George: I gotta dream.

Tom: What is your dream.

George: To have a dream.

George: Would, could, should, 'hood.

Brenda: I just got a weird feeling something bad is headed my way; like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.

Brenda: Cindy, the TV is leaking.

George: Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back.