Review of Scary Movie 3 (2003) by Cancelled U — 01 Sep 2010

[on the phone].

Cindy: Hello?

Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.

Cindy: What? Willie Mays?

Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.

Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?

Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.

Cindy: What?

Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?

Cindy: Kind of.

Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?

Cindy: Yes. Perfect.

Tabitha's Voice: Seven days.

Cindy: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?

Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.

Cindy: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?

Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now.

Cindy: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?

Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday?

Cindy: Martin Luther King Day.

Tabitha's Voice: Then no.

Cindy: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.

Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that.

8/10.