Review of Scary Movie 3 (2003) by Movie K — 18 Jan 2014

This third series is funny and better than expected. A fresh takeover by director David Zucker. Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy provide the laugh in the opening. With the magnetic wave making brain cells stupid, shrinking silicon.

Pamela mum call and speak in Smeagol like voice. Jenny watched a horror tape and she died. Charlie Sheen and Simon Rex live in farm house and is in a crop circle mystery. Anna Faris is a news reporter and she want to investigate this.

Regina Hall is a teacher now. Anna nephew have prediction power. Anna show up to support him in a rap battle. Regina prank on Anna when she say she watch the tape a week ago and have nose bleed, seizure attack, hands on fire.

The TV turns on and the ghost in the tape climb out. Regina fight her but she got kick over the couch and die. Her parents pass some photos to Anna and all are blank. Her mum tell her to turn the photo over.

Simon turn up and ask why is Regina coffin not cover. Anna say it is a wake and he heard her as awake. He and Anthony Anderson keep trying to slap her up and Simon end up use the wire to blow her to parts.

Anna view the tape. The phone ring and inform her she got 7 days. She ask many questions does it include holiday, working days, her watch is spoil. She is recommended to see Queen Latifah the oracle for help.

She view the tape and must find a lighthouse for answer. A fly land on the ghost in the tape nose. Queen use a swat and smack it. The ghost smack her back and spit at her. Queen drag her out to slap and punch.

Anna nephew also view the tape. Charlie go to check on his daughter and found "Michael Jackson" instead. He manage to throw him out of the room. Anna use the teleprompter and make the news anchor spread the horror tape news.

Leslie Nielsen is the president. Anna found the lighthouse and there lives the architect (George Carlin) who told her he and wife wanted to have a child and so adopted one. But she is very evil and the wife drown her in the well.

She imprint her evil to a tape and George put the wrong tape back to video store rental. Leslie is giving out award and feels the aliens might have already infiltrate as human beings. Charlie is holding up their home.

Anna and nephew also hide in their home. Anna use the knife to see the other side of the door. The aliens use the same way and see upskirt of Anna. Anthony came and say the aliens might not know how to open doors.

The guys go out to fight the aliens. Leslie came over to find Anna. The aliens choke hold them and Anthony kill one by sweeping its head off. The alien speak and say they come to Earth to find a girl because they have accidentally saw the horror tape via satellite when they try to stream porno.

Choke hold is how they say hello. Simon ask how they say goodbye and the alien kick his balls. Anna discover the farm is where the girl use to live. She found the well under the floor. The ghost appear and hold the nephew hostage.

Anna and Simon try to coax the ghost to stop killing and they can be family. She fakes it and then Leslie open the door and knock her down the well. The well is seal and Simon marry Anna. The aliens return back to their planet.