Review of Scary Movie 2 (2001) by Tiffany T — 26 Nov 2013

Dumb fun but enjoyable. Better than the first movie. James Woods cameo as the father exorcist. Together with another priest Andy Richter. They were doing exorcism on Natasha Lyonne. There's one part when Natasha tempt Andy to leave a message for his mother and he ask his mum to get out.

The old lady hide under the blanket and say he's no fun. And they vomit over one another. One year later, Anna Faris and Marlon Wayans are in high school. Regina Hall and Tori Spelling are her friends.

Christopher Masterson likes to give people wedgie and beat people. Tim Curry and David Cross are doing experiment and need the survivors, and they need to stay in a house. Anna is driving and singing to the radio and the radio singer ask to shut up.

She reached the house taken care by a creepy butler Chris Elliott with a deform hand. Kathleen Robertson is the hottie and the guys are smitten by her. The dinner scene is really funny. Chris keep using his deform hand to handle the food and everyone lost their appetite.

Anna hear voices and Christopher tag along. They follow a bloody footsteps into a secret room behind the book shelf. Anna ask Christopher to grab the chest and he grab her breast. Tori is asleep and woken up by a ghost and had sex.

The black cat enter Anna room and she admit shitting in his litterbox, it got angry and fight Anna. Shawn Wayans is drag under the bed by the clown but in the end it was him that terrorize the clown. Anna read the diary in the chest and discover the affair of the master and maid.

Christopher overheard Tim and David talking about the experiment. David want to abort but Tim disagree and gonna lock everyone in. Kathleen volunteer to seduce David to get the key. She offer to blowjob him but he can do it himself.

She knock him out and grab the keys. Tim is seduce by a ghost to a chamber. The others rounded up and arm themselves. Anna awaken a skeleton monster in the furnace and chasing after her. Regina saw her towards and want her to die.

She isn't afraid of the skeleton and reassemble it. Tori keep bugging the spirit and he kills her. The spirit push Christopher and Anna to a freezer. He feel cold and want Anna to rub him. He want her to masturbate him for warmth and he blast big cum to her.

David fight the ghost in wheelchair and flung out. Chris offer his deform hand to save David but he refuse the hand and dropped. Anna bust out of the freezer with her self made bulldozer. Chris is possessed and the 3 girls go after him.

They spoof Charlie's Angels fighting. David didn't die and find a way to kill the ghost. Anna lure it to the platform and kill it. Chris didn't die and want to haunt Anna but got knock down by Marlon driving his car while having a blowjob.