Review of Saw 3D (2010) by Potatoes351 — 30 Oct 2012

Thank **** Christ its over...it better **** had be anyway. So Saw VII: The Final Chapter (I refuse to call it Saw 3D because I will not watch this poor excuse for a finale in 3D) is as the title states the final chapter in Jigsaws legacy.

All the films, all the traps, all the crappy acting and all the poorly written plot has led to this. Hoffman is on the run, Jill knows he is Jigsaw and plans to tell the cops, the cops are the closest they have ever been to finding who Jigsaw is and it ends where it **** began.

SPOILERS Turns out Doctor Gordon from Saw I never died and he was helping Hoffman all along, now that Hoffman tops Jill he is safe...oh yeah until he gets shut in the old manky bathroom with 2 dead guys (one of which has been there since 2004 might I add) and Gordon is free to live his life as a pegleg medical practitioner.

..happy days. There is this whole plot with some guy who is supposedly a Jigsaw survivor and someone from Saw VI makes a cameo but its a really **** bad story that is overshadowed by the Benny Hill show as hosted by Hoffman and Jill.

I have never seen such a promising film/franchise hit the fan as much as Saw did, I hope to God they never make another film for clingy fans again and please *gets on hands and knees* please let this be the last one.