Review of Sausage Party (2016) by Nicole E — 14 Nov 2016

I wonder if a mentally retarded sandwich would fail to get any of the "witty" metaphors in this POS movie . Also, this Heebrew National movie (hey, I can play that game too!) features every single racial stereotype (though as usual, the money grubbing Jew is left out) but the Mexicans one is worst, including the dumb tequila bottle (the Speedy Gonzalez portrayal of Mexicans, in new packaging), the south-of-the-border banditos, and the pathetic Spanglish speaking taco. Salma Hayek, bitch, you're married to one of the richest men in France. Why do you sell out like this?

86% approval from Top Critics? Did they pass around Indica joints during the screenings?

Also, Jude Apatow should come out of the closet, he's obviously a sausage lover. Maybe release a sex tape, featuring James Franco, Seth Rogen, meth, and a donkey.