Review of Santa's Slay (2005) by David A — 17 Nov 2010

"Looks like Grandpa got ran over by a reindeer... again.".

The rumors of Santa being a jolly old soul who sends presents to good little girls and boys have been greatly mistaken. You see, Santa "Claws" is actually the son of the devil, unleashing madness onto the world till one day he makes a bit with an angle and loses, causing him to become what we think of him as now. Thousands of years later the bet is up and he sees you when your sleeping... forever. As his killing spree raises back from the grave it's up to a small group of teenagers and thier grandpa to send Santa back to Hell where he belongs. Will they do it or end up on the naughty list in Hell?

I'll be honest. It's a fun watch for a low-budget film; You know the ones- The ones that are so terrible it's almost entertaining.... This film is pretty much one of those watered down. It's filled with special effects that are just as cheap as the one-liners. And the acting.... hey they got Bill Goldberg in it!:D.

Almost as bad as the Troll series without the cult following. Well.... maybe a little worse though entertaining at best.

Skip it or find it for free.