Review of Santa Claws (2014) by Kevin R — 01 Jan 2016
Santa's allergic to cats.
Santa is unfortunately allergic to cats and never gives them as presents, has them around the North Pole, or involves them in his Christmas activities. One day a boy asks for a kitten for Christmas and Santa gives in and has a litter at the North Pole. Instead of one being given as a present, they all sneak on the sleigh causing Santa to have an allergic reaction. When Santa gets knocked out of commission, the kittens spring into action and begin an adventure to deliver all of Santa's presents.
"You roll around in fertilizer one time...".
Glenn Miller, director of Jacko's Wild Ride, The Bell Witch Haunting, The Coed and the Zombie Stoner, and Two Guys and a Girl, delivers Santa Claws. The storyline for this picture is terrible and reminded me of a Santa Paws knock off. The characters were not overly interesting and the script wasn't creative enough.
"You're mine, paper towel...".
This was recently added to Netflix for the holiday season so I decided to give it a viewing. This was fairly terrible, even for holiday films to watch and build family cheer. I recommend skipping this.
"I never even got to say goodbye to the litter box.".
Grade: F.
This review of Santa Claws (2014) was written by Kevin R on 01 Jan 2016.
Santa Claws has generally received negative reviews.
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