Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Eric J — 18 Oct 2007
Pretty freakin bad. I mean... come on... do the Martians REALLY think that a jolly elf is going to fix their kinds of problems? Oh ya... now I remember: their spaceship has wooden compartments empty enough for children to hide in.
Again, pick up the MST3K: Essentials disc and watch this get improved. And you get to liven it up with the awesome tune "Patrick Swayze Christmas." Hehe... the laziest Martian alive... Oh, just so you know.
Watch this one first... then Manos...
This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Eric J on 18 Oct 2007.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.
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