Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Nick A — 20 Dec 2007

If it wasn't for MST:3k this movie would be awful.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Nick A on 20 Dec 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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