Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Nick G — 27 Dec 2007

Horrible movie. 2 stars because I watched the MST3K version :-).

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Nick G on 27 Dec 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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Well it was pretty crappy movie even for the 1960s low budget movie all the way wasn't even funny I didn't laugh once this shows even back…

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By Joby D (231) on 08 Dec 2012

Terrible film; hilarious episode of MST3k…

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By Private U (13,627) on 21 Dec 2013

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By Dylan N (197) on 02 Oct 2010

This movie's isn't bad, it just feels weird, it's like Manos The Hands Of Fate, but luckily MST3K did this in the christmas episode…

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