Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Yury D — 13 Dec 2008

Yes, the only way to watch this movie is with the MST3K guys riffing it.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Yury D on 13 Dec 2008.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Forrest P (161) on 19 Feb 2011

Tries to be heartwarming but ends up being just plain creepy instead. Worth watching for the unintentional hilarity though…

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By Graydon B (128) on 03 Dec 2016

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