Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Erick S — 26 Dec 2008

The best secular Christmas movie ever made. Period.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Erick S on 26 Dec 2008.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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