Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by J K — 12 Aug 2007

I have to put this one down, it is the BEST WORST B-rate movie to mock. Watch the MST3K version, and you'll know. LOL.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by J K on 12 Aug 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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Dear God, usually I'd attribute LSD to something this ridiculous but this was a pre-hippy year…

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By Jose M (1,677) on 26 Dec 2010

Never take acid before making a Christmas movie... But oddly, this has more charm than a lot of Christmas movies out there…

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By Dann M (1,530) on 08 Dec 2014

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Just how incompetent is this picture? Its ineptitude applies even to the opening credits, which lists a custume designer…

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By Senor C (647) on 05 Dec 2010

With the exception of the laughably bad Polar Bear costume, there is nothing enjoy in this obnoxiously cheesy movie…

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By Holly C (238) on 20 Sep 2010

Not too bad at all! I thought it would be a total bomb. I actually enjoyed it and the theme song! HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS! LOL…

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By Jordan K (383) on 06 Mar 2012

One of the worst films ever made. No changing it…

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