Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Xgary X — 03 Jan 2008
Hooray For Santy Claus... err, no. This movie is beyond terrible. Try to cram Plan Nine From Outer Space, The Three Stooges, and some general Yuletide Spirit into a single film, and this monstrosity shambles into being like a man in badly-made Polar Bear costume.
Be sure to take a lot of eggnog before undertaking this one, and it just might be more entertaining than watching a Yule Log.
Be warned: no actual conquering occurs in this film in any way, shape or form. It's "Miracle on 34th Street", only 34th street has been replaced with Mars somehow.
This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Xgary X on 03 Jan 2008.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.
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